Ellen’s Oscar Pizza Guy Gets His Tip
For all the people who said Ellen didn’t tip the kid …. here’s the proof that she did indeed tip quite generously.
Ruffles! Ruffles and buckles! Gimme gimme gimme!
See THIS IS what you do with ruffles!!
I WANT IT
omfg math jokes wHY
fun things to say when you’re having sex:
- HARMONIZE WITH ME MAGGOT
- my rubber fingers get in there deep
- hOLY MOTHER TERESA ON A MERCEDES BENZ
- why go to five or six stores when you can go to just one
- the kids are making a fUCKin mess
- selling is service and service is selling
- doN’T DO THAT
- who let spiderman in the house
- TINK TINK
This tweet is so important to me
3D Maneuver Gear inspired Boston Bag
made by master-piece, selling for ¥23,100 on 2PMWORKS.
dude this is fucking rad as fuck
As a derby girl myself, this makes me really happy
Entertainment Weekly March 2014 Cover
If you assign every English letter a number value (ie: A=1, Z=26) then somewhere within the number pi is your entire life, including all the thoughts you’ve ever had, will have, and didn’t know you had. Your childhood, career, and eventual anticlimactic death are all there, supporting the fabric of the universe.
this gif in there too
i either read for 4 hours straight or dont read for 4 months there is no in between
ANNIE - Official Trailer (2014)
I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS MOVIE YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
I LOVED Annie as a child. LOVED. Top 10 movies of my childhood loved and not just because me and my friends would reinact the scenes in my friend’s basement. I was nervous when I heard they were remaking it because the original is SO GOOD but this seems to give it a fresh twist that already makes me smile. It captures the feeling of Annie but leaves behind the 30’s for the now.
So I’ll be in the back of the theater crooning “Maybe far awayyyyy” and sobbing like a lunatic.